From Encyclopedia Dramatica

What is funny? Strangely enough, the closest definition we have for funny is this:

"Funny" is defined as "that which is not unfunny".

"Funny" is something that you are probably not, and have proven multiple times in your life leaving you a virgin. Only a few people in the world are actually funny, and editing articles on ED didn't get them there. Below are some things actual funny people tend to joke about, and don't bother trying them, it wont make your mother or anyone else love you. This article is not funny, it is serious.

There are those who believe that there are things that are neither "funny" or "unfunny", but those people are unfunny and therefore do not count.

List of Things That Are Funny

• The global economic crisis
• AIDS
• Suicide
• Cancer
• Niggers
• Fibromyalgia
• Real diseases
• Rucka Rucka Ali
• The Holocaust
• Furries and fursecution
• Dumb chavs setting themselves on fire with deodorant
• Global Warming
• Dogs wearing clothes
• Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Realizing what you and your sister did when you were drunk.
• Indecently costumed fatties at conventions
• George Carlin
• The Japanese
• Queers
• Wickerpedia
• Puns
• Unintentional Puns
• Asperger's syndrome
• Racism (nigga stole my bike).
• Anything that offends leftards
• People getting offended and violently butthurt on the internets (see: Angry Homo Kid)
• Stupid druggies overdosing on the internets
• This picture
• White people
  • White people dancing (see also: sad)
  • White people jumping
• Anti-Americanism
• Penis jokes
• Rape
• Self injury
• Mental disorders
• Stereotypical Encyclopedia Dramatica users (see also: sad)
• Willy on Wheels
• Pete
• 9/11 (after 2001)
• Giving vandals the {{kittens}} template while writing in the edit summary that you're giving them the standard {{welcome}} template.
• Harry Potter raid
• Retards, especially Chris Chan
• Abortion
• Shock sites
• Successful Trolls
• Your face
• Death
• Dying
• Trollface

List of Things That Are Not Funny

• YOU,
• YOUR MOM,
• ANYTHING LISTED HERE,

SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GET BANNED

note: however, you getting banned is also funny.

See Also

• ED:LULZ
• Sick Joke Appreciation Society on Facebook. Invite plebs for maximum butthurt

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